- me: *blink*
- parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
Eating everything in sight
Being randomly horny
Being bored as shit in the middle of the day
Being addicted to the internet
Not doing your homework till the last possible minute, then stressing about it
And just plain not giving a damn about a lot of things…
(Source: onefunnychiick, via shannonrocks)
At first you’re like :
You friend’s reaction :
The person you hit:But then you realize that you’ve hit some bitch and you’re like :
(Source: laughtillyoubecomeapikachu, via shannonrocks)
this is sooooo sick oh my god!!!
I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick.mindfuck
whoaaa
this is AMAZING
EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa
Whoa.
3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.
(Source: she-will-b3-l0ved, via shannonrocks)
The Avengers: too many hot men for my body to handle at the same time
Walk away like a BOSS
LMAO
(Source: eaglegiantw00d, via who-started-this-fuckery)
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
(Source: goo.gl, via who-started-this-fuckery)
